my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
I think I won the entire game
my dad was born on 4/19/69 and im really bitter about it
Straight iced a motherfucker.
i feel like 94% of american history is people complaining about taxes
I thought this said “Texas” and I was like “yeah.”
hello rt fandom
holy fucking fchrist
troubled child star
Still my behind the scenes favourite Harry Potter moment